Dan slipped into an oven and was magically carried into the land of the Gingerbread. He was immediately taken in by the witch Fiona. She gave Dan an inter-dimensional cream pie in exchange for his collection of Jerry Lewis soundbites he had cleverly sewn into his belly button.
Suddenly, the Gingerbread Nazis forced their way into Fiona's house of candy canes and arrested her on the spot, relocating her to a camp for witches to bake more Gingerbread Nazis.
Dan was found by his wife, over baked. She found the cream pie and consumed it.
A one way ticket home.