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Living in Mrs. Beasley's house provides wonderful opportunities. The
other guests stay to themselves mostly. Except Marx. He is a snotty
little man with big world ideas. I don't agree with any of them. I
don't believe in a class war. It would interfere with my own
activities. He is a very nosy individual. Every time I open my door
he seems to be standing in the halls, listening. At the dinner table
he is almost always writing in his little book.
Mrs. Beasley seems very much in awe of this ridiculous little man.
She laughs at his dense jokes. Interested in every word he utters.
I'm sorry Mrs. Beasley, I can not have competition for your
affections.
Mrs. Beasley would be upset if she knew what I did. I let myself
into Marx room. That's the very reason I keep mine locked. It was
cold and smelled of soiled linen. His room was littered with books,
none of which were on a shelf. Books are a waste of time, unless you
read Sherlock Holmes. Murder is always entertaining. What I saw next
made me go red.
Marx had his own little hole to Mrs. Beasley's room.
Oh, yes. It was time for him to make his exit.
I waited until nine, which is when Marx goes out to the pub. I donned
my costume of black pork pie hat, black scarf wrapped around the
lower part of my face; and of course my black goat hair coat. I
didn't want anyone to recognize me. I slipped my pearl handled knife
in my coat pocket. I was ready for the newspapers to print their next
BLACK RIPPER story.
I followed Marx down a street past the banks and shops. It seemed we
traveled far to reach a pub. That was when I realized he was leading
me on a wild goose chase. We ended up at a bridge. He stopped,
looked over, dropped a few books over the edge into the river below.
What was his game?
“Oh, Mrs. Beasley....you'll never know how much I love you....”
Then the bugger jumped!
I turned to make sure no one heard his screams as he leaped to his
death. I was dumbfounded. What the hell? I heard police whistles.
Heels on the cobblestone. I did the only thing I could do. I ran.
I ran all the way to Mrs. Beasley’s home. I went to my room and
stayed to myself the rest of the night. I heard Mrs. Beasley
rummaging in her room. I couldn't resist. I removed the painting of
Queen Victoria. Through my little hole I watched Mrs. Beasley dress
for bed.
Just ripe for the picking.
There was a knock on her door. She opened it and let a large brutish
man inside. I believe he fixes things around the house. They kissed.
She took him by the hand to her bed.
“It worked,” The man said. “Those love letters to Marx....then
the kiss off letter.”
“He gave me the envelope of the rest of his money he earned from
the publishers. I found it slipped under my door earlier. The fool!”
I couldn't resist watching them. I hate him, the large man. But Mrs.
Beasley . What luck. A woman after my own heart, the murderous bitch.
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