Dan slipped into an oven and was magically carried into the land of
the Gingerbread. He was immediately taken in by the witch Fiona. She
gave Dan an inter-dimensional cream pie in exchange for his
collection of Jerry Lewis soundbites he had cleverly sewn into his
belly button.
Suddenly, the Gingerbread Nazis forced their way into Fiona's house
of candy canes and arrested her on the spot, relocating her to a camp
for witches to bake more Gingerbread Nazis.
Dan was found by his wife, over baked. She found the cream pie and
consumed it.
A one way ticket home.
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